rudolphsb9:

Cars 2 is actually one of my favorite sequels because it tried to be different. After so many sequels and reboots coming out lately that are basically the same ground all over again, I wanna go back to the time Pixar looked at the Cars premise and said “what if it was James Bond?” and then they made the thing!

I know it’s universally the most disliked of Pixar’s catalogue but I don’t care. I saw that opening again recently and went feral. Badass spy car fin McMissile exists in the same universe as badass racecar Lightning McQueen and for one brief movie, they were both valid.

justsomeguycore:

justsomeguycore:

justsomeguycore:

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

buscemifan:

i want art to feel EARNEST. this disgusting, near pornographic level of tongue in cheek meta humor is making me sick to my stomach. i don’t know how many more movies i can take about clever subversions and the movie winking at you to say “we know it’s a little silly, but…” where is the whimsy? why can’t we believe in the pretend you’ve created? why don’t you have enough faith in it? in my ability to believe?

sillyguyhotline:

children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s

kidneystonesurvivor:

the worst part of the consumer economy is people thinking that watching or not watching movies counts as activism

digbyarts:

cungadero:

‘based on a true story’ was the funniest horror marketing trope for a while we need to bring it back. big fan of a lack of need to specify how much and what parts. i love when words mean anything

the world needs to see this tag

catgirlbutthole:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

passports…should not expire

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

ALT

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i love it here

Me when I’m about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

Originally posted by r4cs0

snapcracklepop-myjoints:

atalana:

lakesbian:

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

It’s symmetrical :)

souryogurt64:

123 movies is called that because you have to answer riddles three from a hot girl in your area before you can watch the movie

disastergay:

tiktok top ten anime list

1. [UNALIVE] La [UNALIVE]
2. [UNALIVE] Note
3. [UNALIVED] Man Wonderland